I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I just got carded by a ten year old.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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