I seem to have left my pride at pride
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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