How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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