How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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