Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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