I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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