Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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