Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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