soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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