He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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a search helicopter?!
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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