i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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