if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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