guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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