we have officially lost it.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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