I bet he comes in French.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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