Your tits are I can't wait for
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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