It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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