I can tuck mytits in my pants
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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