plz talk dirty to me
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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