Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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