2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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