i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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