It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i just sent this text using only my big toe
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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