Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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