Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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