can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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