I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
did you just send me my own nude
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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