Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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