Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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