bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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