too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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