First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This show inspires me to have sex in space
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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