I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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