Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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