Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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