Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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