butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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