please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix