member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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