I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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