Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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