Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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