you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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