need another drink. this is the easiest way
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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