And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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