Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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