Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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