i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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