Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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