it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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