I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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