I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I touched a dick in church today
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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