I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
It's Friday. Sex?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Randomize
