oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I need moral support for this bender
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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